Haha, today got something happen i class^^
Kian Hui went BERSERK!
Wan to noe wad happen?
Say this four simple words first.
"I am a NOOB!"(Emphasise on the word NOOB ah.)
Ok la jkjk.
He went berserk coz we playing basketball in class(ball: plastic bottle) and when he going to take the bottle, 3 bottles hit his head which resulted in he getting really PISSED OFF!
Then he go thorw the bottle at them, push them, saying something like " What? Buey Song ah?! Wan fight ah?!" Ya something like that.
Then when he cool down liao, he carry on playing like nothing's happened-,-...
Hey, show you something cool...
VERY INTERESTING STUFF!
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'-------------------------------------------
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.-------------------------------------------
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.-------------------------------------------
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.-------------------------------------------
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.-------------------------------------------
Coca-Cola was originally green.-------------------------------------------
It is impossible to lick your elbow.-------------------------------------------
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.------------------------------------------------------------------------
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.------------------------------------------------------------------------
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.------------------------------------------------------------------------
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar------------------------------------------------------------------------
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321------------------------------------------------------------------------
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?A. Obsession------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?A. One thousand------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?A. All were invented by women.------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?A. Honey------------------------------------------------------------------------
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase........ 'goodnight, sleep tight.'------------------------------------------------------------------------
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.------------------------------------------------------------------------
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'------------------------------------------------------------------------
Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.------------------------------------------------------------------------
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!------------------------------------------------------------------------
Now....
Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can stillraed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?------------------------------------------------------------------------
Something to end this crazy blogging...
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13.You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
Haha, true?
Oh ya,
And all those who never watch D-Gray Man, GO WATCH NOW!!! IT ROCKS A LOT, AND ITS EVEN MORE ADDICTING THAN DRUGS OR SMOKING! TRUST ME! YOU WILL DEFINETLY LIKE IT!!!



Yeah baby i noe my blog has been dead for quite a while, no time post so cant really blame me right?
Anyway, what happened today was, me and clement dared each other like siao, even to the extend of unzipping your pants(OMG), budden got PE pants inside la-,- we not so sick la, not like Clamus(HAHA im so evil)
Then today got what " Zhong guo li shi", so boring, cut the paper which seriously, mine looked like sh*t!
Ya, euu wan see it?
Sorry, i threw it at my friend ^^
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
And today, guess what?
I DELETED GRAND CHASE!!!
Coz they closing, deleting it will be something sooner or later, so i chose sooner ^^
Now i can full time maple, budden i dun really wan plae any games right now...
So here i am, blogging my GUTS out like hell.
Ta-Da.



Wee~~
Today have camp, not overnight, but Damn FUN!!!
WooHoo!!! Play things like, push ball(must push the ball, Obviously, budden the ball vry big), Wet scissors paper stone(This fun! Must sit on the chair,and play scissors paper stone. You must move when you defeat an opponent, and when you reach the last chair, you win! However, you must clear the whole class. The catch is... the chair is WET! So after playing that game, many people have wet butts xD.
After that, we played something like captain's ball, budden is use water bomb!
Hah, then i tell you sth, make our life easier seh ^^
First, we must take a bucket of water. Then, in the bucket, there is a holey cup (not holy lols) then find a way to put the water in the bottle. The winner will be decided onli if the ping pong ball in the bottle comes out, or the time runs out. Actually, we have to put our face in the flour(yucks) to take out the sweet with our mouth, then blow a balloon, but in the end, someone vomited in the flour so it was cancelled!!! WOOHOO~
Haiz... Tomorro have to overnight at school, haven packed yet...
So, bies!

Wei Hong signing off,
Tar Tar~



Woo yesterday go rence hse, im the first to reach lols coz i go right after tuition... eh gc patch load finish liao dun wan tok bb



Hey, Today nth exciting happened in school, sian...
Today got CCA, badminton, i play Clamus, and like... so hard to play with him lor...
You noe why???
Coz not he pro la -,- its because he kip HITTING THE STUPID NET!!!THEN I HAVE TO KIP PICKING UP THE STUPID DARN SHUTTLECOCK...
Like he got a feud with the net on his previous life xD
Then, he use "Jian Zhao", he go home before the time to go back,so WHICH MEANS HE DIN KIP THE NET, AND SHUTTLECOCK!!!(Actually, alot ppl oso like tat, so irresponsible, LOL xD)
And the thing i hate bout badminton is SO many ppl never bring their racket, all want borrow mine and that = I can't play...
And BTW rence, ppl with BRAINS will delete their DEAD posts so ppl cant comment on them-,- simple as that
Budden Ming Le sure no B_ai_(Try guessing it, its easy, i dun wan to be accused of cyber bullying him ^^)
HeHe nth to sae liao lor.. go play grand chase le, Viken Release!!!






Eh, dun sae mi blog dead... i jus delete all the Dead Posts so ppl cant see how long mi blog dead for.. ^^ hehe smart eh?



He He He.... Today got level camp briefing, the instructer DAMN funny, give us choice... either we call him handsome... or handsome . LOL . People go call him rotten banana, coz he sae that the shirt that he wear , black and yellow like rotten banana..lol so ppl go call him rotten banana, Simple as that.
Haiz... I DUN BELIEVE THAT KOK PIN OWN MY LAS( which is my thief)!!!! Actually, part of it was becoz i nvr wear any equipment on mi xD. AND BTW, MAY, MY BLOG IS NOT DEAD, It Is Alive, Well And Kicking With The Capital "A"!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok lar.. dun tok bout grand chase liao, ppl hu nvr plae dunnoe wad i toking bout.

Tok bout my current sch(CWSS). LOL wad im bout to sae might shock some of euu. During language arts lesson, we go the TFU room (dunnoe wad it mean). then Jason sit beside me, Ming Le in front of mi. Well, then Jason did wad he always did best... disturb Ming Le. he put his foot at his... euu noe where, and provoked Ming Le, which resulted in him flying into a temper,(which isnt a vry good thing, coz he lost his father day,lol xD)
Ai ya bb liao gtg

GcFreak Signing Off,
Tar Tar...